do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
There's even glitter on my cock...
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