My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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