Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just found a bag of teeth...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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