On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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