NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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