This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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