if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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