We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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