so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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