yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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