it hurts more in the daytime
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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