why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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