Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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