The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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