my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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