im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
this is an emotional support booty call
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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