I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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