her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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