You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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