So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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