For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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