Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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