She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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