your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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