I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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