thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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