Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Blood and glitter go together right?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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