Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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