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He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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