So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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