So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
