Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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