So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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