You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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