What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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