ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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