Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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