If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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