Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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