she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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