woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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