Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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