i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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