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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.

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• (510): View more from California

  Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.

  (847): View more from Illinois

  ill be there in 5.

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• (585): View more from New York

  at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.

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• (914): View more from New York

  just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth

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• (818): View more from California

  Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back

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