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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Kareoke will never be a sober sport

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• (817): View more from Texas

  why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?

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• (925): View more from California

  Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong

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• (925): View more from California

  I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?

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