I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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