He is an equal opportunity slut.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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