She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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