I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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