My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
did i just pee glitter
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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