I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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