Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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