I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
