he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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