No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Damn victory sex feels great
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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