Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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