Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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